No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and…
HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running. Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he…
How’s this for speed control? I don’t know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and try to “straddle” the hole, then breathe a sigh of relief that they completely cleared it! This is actually a speed control device that is in use in Canada. Much cheaper than speed cameras. Pretty…
Don’t take life so seriously! DANCE KISS A LOT! RELAX IN NATURE HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY!!!! Today is International Disturbed People’s Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done. Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get…
Enjoy your weekend…and hopefully if you have any repairs to make this weekend, you will not use these as guidelines. I’m just sayin’.
How To Avoid The Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day… Go for a swim… Take the stairs instead of the…
