Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers: Tower: ‘Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!’ Delta 351: ‘Give us another hint! We have digital watches!’ Tower: ‘TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.’ TWA 2341: ‘Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?’ Tower:…
CHP = California Has Problems
Starting early this morning I’ll be tending to some medical related things today, so I’ll be offline – but there’s no reason you shouldn’t have some fun in my absence, so here you go: I’m also counting this as an early Silly Saturday post just in case – but I’ll be sure to make the…
HELP!!! Someone dial 911, I’m being mauled by a troll!’ ‘I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up….’ How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed…. ‘Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of…..feet…’ ??? ‘Harlem Globetrotters here I come!’ Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay! ‘Uh, cat?…
These guys are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home. How long do you think it will be before they realize where they…
Chocolate Beetle About 200kgs of melted chocolate was spread over the VW Beetle after it was first wrapped in cling film. Seven people worked overnight to make sure the chocolate car was ready to go on display on the morning of Valentine’s Day. According to China News Network, the car attracted many viewers and lovers…
