Silly Saturday – Pilot Chatter
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers: Tower: ‘Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!’ Delta 351: ‘Give us another hint! We have digital watches!’ Tower: ‘TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.’ TWA 2341: ‘Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?’ Tower:…