No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.
“Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No.”
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning”
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, “We’re outta here.”
Such a cute story.
Funny!
Oh my goodness!! That is hysterical!! I love it!!!
LOL it was very funny I enjoyed it 🙂 thanks for sharing you make my day …I will keep visiting this blog very often.You're site cracks me up. I love this story. You are very talented with your writing.
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At times like that it definitely pays to be old. Have a super Saturday!!
Very cute, Stacy!!! Just like you 🙂
I love the picture you found to go with this story! That's how I want to grow old.
OH that's a good one!!! 🙂
ha. i love it…too cute.
Did you ever say something, and as you said it, you knew it came out wrong? 🙂 No "do-overs" in a live conversation…
I'll need to remember this for the next time I discover a sack of money 😉 Anyway, I was just telling MB that if he doesn't start wearing ear protection when using the leaf blower, trimmer, mower etc. he is going to be a deaf old man. And I'll have absolutely zero patience for him 😀 (I'm so nice!)
Oh how cute! I think in my case the story would be flipped and I'd be the senile one.
I love old people. I hope when me and hubs get old we are like that sweet couple napping with their dog
I LOVE that picture! It looks so sweet. I TOTALLY love old people and lucky me, they usually like my company too :o)
I can sit for hours listening to their stories of life, family, happy times, sad times and lessons learned. They are a wealth of information.
HIGH FIVE to old people and lots of ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
That is classic:)
good One!
Hehehe!
Bwah ha ha!
I love that story. I will have to remember the senile excuse when Small Town Daddy talks to people.
That was really cute!
if that is the only advantage then I want to be young again
loved that story, that's the way to do it, tell the truth and they won't believe you…hehehe! have a great day!
That a great one! Thanks for the laugh today!
LOL! That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
Haha! I didn't see that coming! Great story 🙂
Hahaha! Very fuuunnnny!
Finders keepers.
I love it!
Love it. And even I — the worst joke teller in the world — might be able to pull this off. Scratch that … too many details to remember.
Haha! Oh my goodness… That didn't come out right!
Well, it is unusual for old people to start a sentence with "…were walking home from school yesterday.." don't you think so? 😀
Let's just say that you would totally fit in at a comic book convention!
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Let's just say that you would totally fit in at a comic book convention!
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