Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering?
EVER WONDER …
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline
‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?
If ‘con’ is the opposite of ‘pro’,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport
the terminal?
"Psychic wins lottery" LOL!! Funny.
These were hilarious, yet some of them actually were thought provoking. The black box and the airplane…exactly!!
i keep postponing calling the dermatologist. this is a reminder…funny post!
Oh they were great! Some of them were so funny, but also true, like the braille at the ATM, or the hot dogs and buns!
lol – the diet coke makes us feel better about the extra large fries and double bacon cheeseburger that are going to go straight to our thighs and butt. 🙂
HaHA! My favorite is the braille at the drive up ATM.
Too funny! Yeah – drugstores put the pharmacy in the back so that you have to walk by every thing else in the store and buy more stuff. I just want to know why they say something is ready to be picked up but it takes 30 minutes when you get there for them to actually give it to you!
These are great! Thanks for the early Saturday laugh!
I just came across your blog. I'm still smiling as I write this. These random thoughts are great.
Oh that is wonderful news – whew!!
Your sayings above are hilarious – and so, so true. I've often wondered why the pharmacy is in the back of stores – that is just stupid! I mean I know why – but still.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Ha ha ha! Love it.
I've often wondered that about the cars…especially here in TX where hail happens so often. MY car is in the garage 😉
Great news on the test results!
Great list…
Those are great!! You are brilliant!:)
OMG, some of these are too funny but a few explainable. The fast food one? A diabetic or hypoglycemic (me!) would have to order the diet coke!
Justine 😮 )
Those are great!! They fit right in with your blog name! 🙂
Why don't we notice these types of things on a daily basis? I guess we rely on you to call them to our attention.
Excellent questions! I'm going to pondering these!
Blessings!
ha. those are some amazing questions….i wish my broker was not…
Hooray on the "all good"! I have another one for you: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Came over from Hit 40s blog and loved it! Hope you don't mind me stalking you. And I totally agree on the mosquitoes.
Those were some good ones. I can't pick a favorite.
Wow those where interesting and fun to readl
Oh Stacy. I really needed this for laughs today! I thank you soooo much!
And i just went and tried the whole mascara thing. . . yeah. . . I can't keep my mouth closed. . . it paralyses my hand! LOL
all great comments and very valid as well!
I love random questions! 🙂
These are too funny!
Doctors call it practice because some of them really suck at it. If you find a good doctor, don't leave town. Finding another good one is tough!!!
Those are fantastic! I got one more for you:
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Have a great Sunday!
Raven
You absolutely crack me up!