It’s Monday! You know what that means, don’t you? Time for the Not Me Monday Carnival
! After you’re done reading what I absolutely did not
do, head on over to MckMamma’s
, she’s guaranteed to make you laugh – or at least feel better about your
week. This is too much fun not
to participate in! 😉
I did not have to put the Princess Nagger in a time out because she was not copping an attitude about not eating her dinner, and I did not have to send her to bed without said dinner because she was not throwing a major temper tantrum for the first time in ages…nope, not me!
I did not
carry her kicking and screaming up the stairs, and I did not
trip over a small stool she did not
leave at the top of the stairs which did not
cause me to lose my grip drop her on the floor.
I did not then cuddle with her for an hour, because I did not feel rotten about dropping her…nope, not me!
I did not get a huge bruise on my shin from tripping over the stool that was not at the top of the stairs.
I was not mortified when the Princess Nagger came home from school the next day and told me that she did not raise her hand in class and tell the whole class about me not dropping her on the floor the night before.
I did not polish off the cookie dough chunks in what was left of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and did not act all innocent when Princess Nagger couldn’t find any dough when I did not let her finish off the rest of the ice cream straight out of the carton.
I did not forget and leave hubby’s clothes in the dryer for 2 days, and did not spritz his shirts with Febreeze so the wrinkles would ‘fall’ out, thereby avoiding having to iron them…nope, not me!
Now you know a few of my little things that I did not do. Feel free to leave me a comment and let me know what you did not do either. 😉