I did not promise the Princess Nagger that her emergency dental visit Friday would be pain free, because I really couldn’t know for sure…nope, not me!
I did not almost cry when she was kicking and screaming like a banshee as her tooth was being pulled, because I am way stronger than that.
I was not ultra relieved when the swelling finally started to recede on the Poor Pitiful Princess Nagger’s chipmunk face, and was not ecstatic when she finally ate some solid food.
I did not get totally waylaid by the Cling-on that is Princess Nagger which did not severely limit my blogging time over the weekend.
I did not feel guilty about getting impatient because the Princess Nagger did not resort to an excessive amount of whining and crying because she was not frustrated with not being able to chew and did not hound me every 5 minutes because she was not feeling miserable.
I did not placate the Princess Nagger by playing hours of video games with her instead of blogging…nope, not me!
I did not have to postpone my Sunday Segment until next week, because I was not bombarded with Princess Nagger antics and would not put my poor readers through the agony of having to wait another week…nope, not me!
When it rains it does not pour, because our furnace did not decide to stop working Sunday evening. It was not blustery cold, because we did not have a ‘wind advisory’ in effect.
I did not write this post at Midnight Sunday night because I did not finally get the Princess Nagger to fall asleep. I did not want to make sure that I had a ‘Not Me! Monday’ post ready to post automatically since I will not not be up very early this morning. I will not be hiding under the feather comforter until someone does not come to look at the furnace because I am not freezing cold…nope, not me!