The Check’s in the Mail and there’s Animal Crackers in My Soup because there’s Love in a Vacuum with The Daily Mail Song

February has arrived! Which means we’re closer to spring, right? Apparently the groundhog didn’t see his shadow on Saturday, but I swear Groundhog Day is always ‘Opposite Day’, since he’s been wrong more than 50% of the time over the … Continue reading

I’m Another Drunk Chick that’s White and Nerdy ‘Cause I’m A Blonde that’s Stuck Like Glue on a Country Man Online

Hard to believe that July is already coming to a close – where is the time going?  Don’t answer that, I  probably don’t want to know. The next few days are going to be crazy trying to wrap things up … Continue reading

Like a Surgeon Everyone’s A Hero, so Let’s Go to the Mall and build Sandcastles In The Sand because Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit

It’s hard to believe that 4 out of 5 of Princess Nagger’s 5-day weekend have already come and gone.  Today’s her last day of freedom before riding off on that big yellow bus tomorrow – we’ll be starting the day … Continue reading