- Despacito made me a Believer (but not a belieber), since It Ain’t Me but Yours
- it’s a Choctaw County Affair in Malibu – or is it the City of Angels? or perhaps Barcelona!
- Say You Won’t Let Go of my Issues that are a Little Bit Of Both in the Castle On The Hill
- Brother have you seen Sister Christian? Hey Soul Sister – Play That Song!
- Some Gave All, so just Drive – maybe Cruise in a Cop Car – but wait… there’s Somethin’ ‘Bout a Truck!
- be a Better Man and Journey On because i’m Craving You like Thunder
- ‘Round Here Buzz with the Tin Man I Could Use a Love Song with Red Red Wine
- Hello Mary-Lou my Muskrat Love who’s Scared Of The Dark There Goes My Baby
- Happy People in Paris That’s What I Like – hope they’re not Rich and Miserable!
- Sleep On The Floor because This Is How We Roll when we’re Drunk On A Plane in our Southern Comfort Zone
- Kill ‘Em With Kindness with the Bohemian Rhapsody since there’s a Last Time For Everything and a Million Reasons
- Don’t Stand So Close To Me because Jessie’s Girl has Bette Davis Eyes working 9 to 5
- Only You and the Shape of You Where I Sleep remember – selfie#theinternetisforever!
- Stargate Atlantis is on the Fringe of Futurama or maybe it’s just The Big Bang Theory
- 11:59 (Central Standard Time) is Heaven South because Somethin’ I’m Good At is my Galway Girl
- i’m Walking On Air but i’m All Out Of Love In The Air Tonight because there’s Glitter In The Air
- More Girls Like You are Fast with God, Your Mama, and Me – Something Just Like This
- Somewhere Out There is Jessie’s Girl and Every Breath You Take Hurts So Good!
- Happy People and Scars To Your Beautiful so Play That Song because We Should Be Friends
- the Long Black Train is the Midnight Special, so stay Just The Way You Are my Precious Love
- In Case You Didn’t Know I Don’t Wanna Live Forever but You Look Good so Drink Up!
- Louisiana Blues under Blue Skies with a Big Blue Wave makes for a Blue Jean Night!
- Don’t Wanna Know but i Can’t Stop The Feeling Dangerously My Way on the Road Less Traveled
- might be Famous but You Look Like Rain and Can’t Slow Down so come Back Around on the 8th of November
- the Carousel with a Disturbia Yellow Flicker Beat – but I Want Candy because This is Halloween!
- Rich and Miserable, just Grow Up A-YO Hallelujah!
- My Bologna Has a First Name – so I’d Like To Buy the World a Coke!
- put away that Dirty Laundry and Play That Song Everybody Backstreet’s Back, because it’s the American Way Today!
- Can’t Help Falling In Love With You because Jailhouse Rock is a Burning Love In The Ghetto
- i Roll Up For Her as a Southern Gentleman so (It’s Gonna Be) OKAY!
- And The Radio Played a Rockstar like Springsteen because he said I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll so Play It Again!
- Lit with a Vice is the Perfect Illusion – are You Down With A.D.D.?
- Welcome to the 4th Grade here’s an Education Song because I’m Your Teacher about to Lose My Mind Workin’ For A Livin’
- the Cool Girl is Something Wild who will Lose Control while Still Falling For You
- Wake Me Up because i’m Unstoppable i’m gonna Stompa because i Can’t Stop This Feeling!
- There’s A Girl who’s a Comeback Kid Setting the World On Fire and who’s Got Your Number!
- Set Fire To The Rain with Lightning or maybe a Tornado – just the Perfect Storm
- From The Ground Up just Rise, Move, and Ride!
- Cheap Thrills are just a Vice when there are Angels In This Town with American Love and a HandClap
- Make Me Do Something Crazy on the Road Less Traveled with Peter Pan the Lost Boy
- gonna Sing Sing outta my Misery Without A Fight wearing Lipstick – but Enough About Me!
- Made in the U.S.A.: American Soldier and All American Girl are American Kids that are gonna Party In The U.S.A. because It’s America!
- A Little More Love is Just Around The Corner with a H.O.L.Y. Black Horse And The Cherry Tree
- it may be a Long Hot Summer so we’ll be Beachin’ All Summer Long with Two Piña Coladas and a Cheeseburger in Paradise
- 7 Years The Fighter, Wherever I go Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
- Drunk On A Plane, Yeah? No – how about a Pontoon instead?
- wearing a Tuxedo Just Fishin’ – i Can’t Stop The Feeling with a Travelin’ Soldier
- i Heard It Through The Grapevine that Peggy Sue was doing The Twist with an Unchained Melody
- you and Me Too in a Better Place doing The Boogie Just Like Fire
- Fire Away Lonely Girl with A Little More Love with Church Bells
- it’s Ironic that i’m a Castaway Over And Over Again Ooh La La!
- You Oughta Know I Want It That Way i Shout with my Hand In My Pocket in my Little Red Corvette When Doves Cry in Purple Rain
- What The Hell Did I Say? I Ain’t Your Mama, so Let’s Get Loud with New Romantics!
- Hooked On A Feeling Searchin’ My Soul with Tossed Salad And Scrambled Eggs but I’ll Be There For You!
- need a Vacation from all the Noise – we can be New Romantics with no Wasted Time!
- Born This Way now with a Teenage Daughter so i’ll Shake It Off and drink Red Red Wine while i Stand By You
- i may be Stressed Out but you’ll be Reckless if you Rock On Said No One Ever
- Comfortably Numb in a Time Warp with Johnny B. Good, a Sharp Dressed Man who’s gonna Start A Band
- wearing a Tuxedo with Daddy’s Money eating Cake By The Ocean but just say No
- We Can’t Stop swinging on the Chandelier so Take Your Time on a Heartbeat Piece By Piece
- Money (That’s What I Want) to be a Billionaire because I heard It Through The Grapevine that Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone so My Girl please Stand By Me
- My Church may be Upside Down & Inside Out but i’m gonna Hold On to my History
- Little Girl Don’t Grow Up Too Fast Somewhere On A Beach because there’s a Hole In A Bottle with Scars
- Gamble Everything For Love for the Girl Next Door i’ll Stand By You for a Fix
- We Will Rock You Sweet Child O’ Mine with Bohemian Rhapsody so Jump because You Give Love A Bad Name
- when i Dance With Ya i’m Livin’ The Dream and the Power Of Positive Drinkin’ is always Better In Boots
- Somebody Like You Unaware of the Girl Crush so Rise Up but Dream On because You Give Love A Bad Name
- in a Heartbeat we’ll be Out Of The Woods not just a Castaway, because Stevie Knows!
- hope you weren’t Alone on Christmas Day and had some Snow Snow Snow because Maybe Baby This Is The New Year
- Underneath the Tree are My Favorite Things with Only You That’s Christmas To Me
- The Man With The Bag sings Jingle Bell Rock so Run Run Rudolph have Christmas the Whole Year Round It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
- on a Silent Night Santa Claus Is Coming To Town but Every Day Is A Holiday with the Chanukah Song and a Celtic Carol!
- i’ll Drink You Away and come Running For You because There’s Nothin’ Like You even a Million Years Ago
- Thank You Thank You Blessed and Thankful for the Thanksgiving Song
- In My Daughter’s Eyes i’m gonna Sing, Sing, Sing on the Chattanooga Choo Choo with Teenage Daughters
- don’t Drag Me Down with Cheap Wine and Cigarettes let’s go High Class so i can be Drunk On Your Love but not Drink You Away
- Hooked On A Feeling a Flashlight is shining on Crystals just Let It Go to Star Wars: The Force Awakens!
- Come Little Children Turn The Lights Off because This Is Halloween you’ll be Creepin’ so Better Dig Two!
- Shut Me Up and Kiss Me Quiet because i’m Confident and i’m gonna Love Myself!
- By The Way i’m gonna Eat Sleep Love You Repeat Like I’m Gonna Lose You so just Go
- Anything Like Me but Then They Do while Watching You so Let Them Be Little – You’re Gonna Miss This
- Wasn’t Through Lovin’ You Yet because Freaks Like Me will Crash and Burn in our Wildest Dreams
- Live Forever in this Country Nation because it’s a Beautiful Drug, it’s a Pain Killer
- The Thunder Rolls on The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald but You’re Gonna Miss This when you’re Just Fishin’ taking a Smoke Break
- it’s another Manic Monday just Workin’ For A Livin’ but All I Wanna Do is Fly!
- if You Gonna Fly don’t be Drunk On A Plane or Hawaii Five-0 won’t let you Fly!
- Marvin Gaye will Run Away With You so Save It for a Rainy Day that Fight Song
- Better in Boots Until They Don’t Love You, so just Buy Me A Boat because Anything Goes!
- That Old Flame might be Bad For You, but you’re on Top Of The World having a House Party!
- let’s have a Good Time with Shiftwork and the Drinking Class because it’s Five O’Clock Somewhere!
- it’s a Crying Game when you get your Feet Wet at a House Party – but Honey, I’m Good.
- doing the Safety Dance to The Birdie Song jammin’ to Agadoo because i’m a True Survivor!
- just a Vagabond on this Long Stretch Of Love so Hold Back The River with some Uptown Funk!
- Dibs on White Lightning because i’ll be a Riser or i’ll go All Country on You
- Kick The Dust Up in this Ghosttown in a Trans Am with John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16
- Drunk On You Knee Deep with my Toes in the Water floating on my Pontoon
- Invincible in Real Life because Love Is Your Name so I Love This Life!
- The Nights Beat This Summer on a Pontoon Chasing The Sun on the Riverbank because it’s Summertime!
- No Tomatoes Here! just a Good Girl who Smoke When I Drink, Only Prettier – This One’s For The Girls!
- Bad Blood just Shake It Off in my Little Red Wagon because that’s One Hell Of An Amen!
- What’s Up? Chasing Cars and Counting Stars we’re just Crushin’ It!
- Mother Like Mine is Somebody’s Hero – In My Daughter’s Eyes Mama’s Song isn’t Mama’s Broken Heart!
- Ridiculous Biscuits and Free Beer in Boston Town!
- Sun Daze when i’m Day Drinking gotta Shake It Off because I’m To Blame but It Feels Good!
- Dear Future Husband i wanna Run Away With You Into The Woods on a Little Red Wagon with my Girl Crush
- Real Gone in a Cop Car – but there’s Somethin’ ‘Bout A Truck…Truck Yeah!
- Long Stretch Of Love with Sangria in Centerfield – Swing (Batter Batter)!
- Always Sixteen, Sweet Sixteen – I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman just a Southern Girl!
- Ex’s & Oh’s that Love Me Like You Do with Style and Firewater!
- Online Celebrity – I’m Gonna Miss Her… YOLO!
- A Guy Walks Into a Bar Doin’ Country Right – Raise ‘Em Up, Sugar!
- Jump Right In Knee Deep When The Sun Goes Down in Margaritaville – It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere!
- Love Me Like You Mean It, My Mistake – I Love This Life because It Feels Good!
- Here Come The Brides, but How Do You Talk To An Angel? Hawaii Five-0 is Where Everybody Knows Your Name – I’ll Be There For You!
- Girl Crush i’m Already Callin’ You Mine when i Kiss You In The Morning gives me a Brand New Buzz
- let’s Start A Band with Somethin’ Bad – Who Says You Can’t Go Home when it’s All About That Bass?
- I Lived and i’ll Pray For You because i’m at the Bathroom Sink and Crushin’ It!
- I’m in Hotel California singing The Authority Song – well There’s Your Trouble, it’s too Easy!
- Whole Lotta Nothin’ when we’re Young & Crazy riding that Little Red Wagon until the Love Runs Out
- Girl in a Country Song is Day Drinking Rum in a Blank Space
- Thinking Out Loud on a Trailer Hitch I’d Rather Be Raised By A Good Time where Everything Is Awesome!
- Santa Baby is Up On The Housetop At Christmas so Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas especially if you were Born On Christmas Day
- The Christmas Song isn’t Red Solo Cup – Santa Tell Me because Baby It’s Cold Outside!
- Run Rudolph Run because Drunk Americans are the Drinking Class and will Shake up Christmas!
- Let It Be Christmas, My Favourite Time of Year Happy Holiday/Holiday Season, A Soldier’s Silent Night.
- Blessed with A Wonderful World, let’s sing the Thanksgiving Song because it’s All About That Baste
- The Brevity Challenge: Take Your Time
- Dear Veteran, I Still Believe in the Travelin’ Soldier on the 8th of November.
- listen to Bohemian Rhapsody at Hotel California because when you Play That Funky Music, You’re So Vain!
- This is Halloween with Five Nights At Freddy’s just Creepin’ so You Better Dig Two.
- Rolling in the Deep Freestyle because The Writing’s On the Wall with Sun Daze
- Keep On Truckin’ through the Perfect Storm because the Buzz Back Girl is Buzzin’
- Who Are You? In The Moment Where Everybody Knows Your Name, I’ll Be There For You!
- Hope You Get Lonely Tonight my Ex’s & Oh’s, Leave The Night On… there’s Something In The Water
- What Does The Hawk Say?! Welcome To The Jungle, We Will Rock You because We Are The Champions!
- it’s Hard To Be Cool in a Neon Light especially in a Perfect Storm – just Shake It Off!
- Just Missed The Train because that Train is the Night Train – a Long Black Train.
- Show You Off with a Brand New Buzz because Heaven Knows God Made Girls
- Never Gonna Wake You Up with Limes or Shattered Glass on this Little Red Wagon with a Tattoo
- Love Runs Out but don’t Shut Me Up ‘cuz i’m Ten Feet Tall – Boom Clap!
- Unchained Melody is Another Brick In The Wall when I dance the Macarena in the Thrift Shop
- Somewhere In My Car with Moonshine In The Trunk, there’s a Girl In A Country Song with a Tattoo.
- The Rhythm Of My Heart says You Give Love A Bad Name, but I’m Crazy On You because The Story is Sweeter Than Fiction.
- R.I.P. James Garner with Sunshine & Whiskey but What I Can’t Put Down is Rum because That’s Damn Rock & Roll
- Good Girl Kerosene – I’m Gonna Miss Her while we Party Like Cowboyz!
- Whiskey in My Water with American Kids makes the Best Day Of My Life and Best Night Ever!
- Get Your Shine On for a Good Time on a Pontoon – Am I The Only One that thinks Gravity Is a B**ch?
- there’s a Ghost at the River Bank working 9 to 5 – just American Kids who are All In!
- Walk This Way because I Can’t Dance in my Blue Suede Shoes with Jack & Diane
- Bartender Drunk On A Plane singing a Song About A Girl through My Eyes. Meanwhile Back At Mama’s…
- Old Alabama is a Redneck Paradise All Summer Long – it’s Sweet Home Alabama, not Somethin’ Bad!
- If You’re Reading This, I Will Remember You on my Angel Flight to Arlington
- Should I Stay or Should I Go because I’m Just A Gigolo Livin’ On A Prayer, Sweet Child O’ Mine – Word Up!
- Mary Go Round is not Invisible – She Looks So Perfect, let’s Play It Again!
- Don’t Know Why but Fly Me To The Moon Just The Way You Are with a Jazz Improvisation and Cello Wars
- I Don’t Dance as a Team, but check Later On at the River Bank
- Neon Lights to the Beat of the Music – Burn that Chainsaw into Dust
- Ready Set Roll in a Cop Car Sober… Look At You!
- Blown Away like a Tornado when The Thunder Rolls in Colder Weather because Rain Is A Good Thing
- my Compass is on Automatic 19 You + Me Lookin’ For That Girl, The Mona Lisa
- Doin’ What She Likes – I’ll Drink To That All Night, ‘cuz This Is How We Roll while Beachin’
- Having fun on St. Patrick’s Day with Another Irish Drinking Song, of course!
- Burn Last Night with Hand On Heart because I Need Your Love
- What I Wouldn’t Do when We Were Us – Don’t Let Me Be Lonely… c’mon, Bottoms Up!
- hey Southern Girl, the Boys ‘Round Here think they’re Royals – but you should just Follow Your Arrow and Roar!
- Run Run Rudolph Do You Hear What I Hear? it’s the Man With A Bag! Christmas Time Is Here, so we’re Walking In A Winter Wonderland on this Politically Correct Holiday
- Merry Christmas Baby on this Silent Night since I Need A Silent Night Up On The Housetop: Merry Christmas Exclamation Point
- Christmas Comin’ Round Again by the Ringing Of The Bells while Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree with Nuttin’ For Christmas but a Box Of Rocks!
- Holiday Parody and a happy Hanukkah since there’s Something About December we’re gonna Shake Up Christmas with a new version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
- Royals will Wake Me Up for the Turkey Song!
- riding in my Pink Cadillac past Pink Houses in Pink Fields playing my Pink Guitar
- the American Soldier is a Military Man on this 8th of November driving to Arlington with a sticker on the Bumper of My SUV
- Brown Eyed Girl wearing Black Velvet drinking Red Red Wine between Two Black Cadillacs on this Barefoot Blue Jean Night
- hear me Roar on Friday Night when I see a Peace Sign in the Mirrors
- the Monster Mash will Zing you into a Moon Trance when you get your Addams Groove on
- Working Man Blues in Austin with the Elements – you’re going to need a Compass
- That Girl said Man! I Feel Like A Woman when I Kissed A Girl because the Boys ‘Round Here say Ladies Love Country Boys
- Rain Is A Good Thing – at least that’s what I keep saying.
- I’ll Pray For You as I say Bye Bye because I’m DONE so Goodbye Town!
- you’re Wild In Your Smile, Sweet Annie – you have a Helluva Life and Everything I Shouldn’t Be Thinking About… Roar!
- Born Again so Get Your Game On – let’s Party Like Cowboyz so we can Rock The Boat!
- Tie It Up with True Love because it’s Sunny and 75 but I Hope It Rains!
- Goodbye Earl because This Ole Boy is gonna Blow – see ya Online!
- Aw Naw, he’s Redneck Crazy while she’s Better In A Black Dress… Ka-Ching!
- I’m Gonna Miss Her Like My Dog on Some Beach in Minecraft let’s Party In The U.S.A.
- If You Want Some It Goes Like This with a Little Bit Of Everything Blowin’ Smoke in Cups
- Rocket Man is A Space Odyssey and fought in Star Wars right through The Hunger Games because he’s a Space Cowboy
- Hush Hush Troublemaker you’re Crazy Beautiful – will I See You Again?
- If I Were A Boy I’d be Footloose and Life In A Northern Town would be a Landslide, Ho Hey!
- If That Ain’t Country, then We Rise Like Smoke for The Country That I Know and I’ll Sing For You, my American Soldier
- just Jump Right In and Beat This Summer because it’s so Easy on a Pontoon
- just Stand Up And Run Mother Like Mine, sing Mama’s Song for one Hot Mama from the Boys ‘Round Here
- Proud Mary and Jessie’s Girl both have Moves Like Jagger but wait – Janie’s Got A Gun! Janie Don’t Take Your Love To Town!
- F•R•I•E•N•D•S that Stompa are going Downtown like it’s 1994 – and Glowing
- Big Yellow Taxi is The Last Resort since I’m just an Indian Outlaw on this Mother Earth
- Taxman The Gambler has Money For Nothing just Bills, Bills, Bills for a Billionaire Baby Girl
- I Played in the Band and Sang in the Choir with A Boy Named Sue – that’s how it Used To Be but now Goodbye Looks Good On Me
- Barney is Nobody’s Fool playing Foolish Games saying “I’m Just A Guy” who should Start A Band and sing The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo
- Over You like a Freight Train the Highway Don’t Care, but they’ll Shed Their Fear – You’re Gonna Miss This as I Walk The Line
- Jump Right In to Beat This Summer since American Beautiful is Gold
Stacy Uncorked
Where thoughts are always 100 proof.
wow nice display of music metaphores i like it god bless
superb collection of music, best part is most of them got lyrics with it.