- can i get a Beer For My Horses? it’s the Black Horse And The Cherry Tree, so why don’t you Save A Horse [Ride A Cowboy] because i’m a Believer!
- hey Old Friends This Is It! Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset in 2002!
- ASL Presents: Love Me Like You Do Despacito, because this is my Fight Song!
- Desperate Man is Coming Home because Life Changes, but he’s a Natural
- at 22 i remembered 19 You + Me and the 50 Ways to Say Goodbye when we ran into the 5-1-5-0
- I Like Me Better Rich, but if i can’t Talk You Out Of It, i Might As Well Dance!
- Made in the U.S.A.: American Kids are gonna Party In The U.S.A. because It’s America!
- Unlonely when we Start Again as FRIENDS with Girls Like You
- Childhood Memories Get Smart with Perry Mason and enjoying CHiPs with Magnum, P.I.
- Don’t Go Breaking My Heart with Summer Fever when I Hate Love Songs it’s Simple
- The Long Way Around, but You’re Still The One because You Belong With Me – it’s Meant to Be
- let’s all Get Along – won’t call you Babe and don’t Call Me Sir just appreciate an American Soldier!
- when i was 19 Somethin’ in a Photograph nothing was Automatic – those were the Good Old Days!
- Mother meet me in The Middle for the Meaning of Life for Mama’s Song
- Shut Up and Dance when there’s Thunder because i’m an All-American Girl so you can Call It What You Want when you’re Young Dumb & Broke!
- i wanna be Someone To You Coming Home on One Foot and Have It All!
- Where Has All The Ozone Gone? Heaven Is A Place On Earth, Planet Earth, a Love Song to the Earth
- Something Bout You and a Sky Full Of Song that’s a Bulletproof Picasso when i Cry Pretty
- with my Rescuer I’m Going Free so Philly Forget Me Not let’s just Get Along!
- I Don’t Think About You when i’m Over My Head because The Climb is Better With You
- Choctaw County Affair with a Galway Girl in the City Of Angels or maybe Malibu
- with the Lights Down Low Next To Me with Mom’s Rules not so Delicate
- Blue Ain’t Your Color Behind These Hazel Eyes because it’s a Barefoot Blue Jean Night with a Black Horse And The Cherry Tree
- New Rules and No Excuses because with The Champion it’s Whatever You Want!
- Leave It All To Me while i’m Searchin’ My Soul I’ll Be There for You Where You Lead
- I know You when Love Runs Out with Thunder i’m Young and Dumb so i’ll Flip My Hair
- You Are The Reason the Parallel Line is Perfect so be my Valentine
- Woman, Amen it’s my Last Shot so Hide The Wine from the Man of the Woods
- Butterfly Fly Away on your Birthday, but You’re Gonna Miss This so why don’t you have Cake By The Ocean
- You Are The Reason so Wait for the End Game it was Meant to Be
- she’s a Brown Eyed Girl at a Little White Church drinking Red Red Wine because Blue Ain’t Your Color
- this Female is Still The Same What I Never Knew I Always Wanted is Perfect
- New Year’s Day
- Holiday Wine Pairings because it’s the Season Of Love Up On The Housetop At Christmas – Born On Christmas Day
- have a Merry Little Christmas Underneath The Mistletoe but here comes the Ugly Sweater Anthem, so Run Rudolph Run!
- Christmas Spirits are not a Box Of Rocks because His Presents Are Dumb on Candy Cane Lane Ho Ho Ho!
- Mary Did You Know What Christmas Means To Me so Deck The Halls because Santa’s Coming For Us
- i’m Worth It like Barbies I Would Die For You because you’re Gorgeous
- a Thanksgiving mash-up because i’m Thankful for the Thanksgiving Song, so Thank U!
- Video Killed the Radio Star in Funkytown, so Whip It to the Rainbow Connection
- Help Me Out in Havana – i’m a Whole Lotta Woman but you can Call It What You Want!
- This Is Halloween Creepin’ with Demons, so You Better Dig Two!
- think i’ll Buy Me A Boat – maybe a Pontoon or Two Black Cadillacs…but there’s Somethin’ ‘Bout A Truck!
- Whatever It Takes gonna Strip That Down and Sway because there’s No Freedom
- The Best Day is Autumn with Autumn Leaves and an Autumnsong!
- the Ends of the Earth is Beautiful Trauma i’m Swingin’ With My Eyes Close because that’s What Lovers Do
- the Good Old Days just Shake It Off with an Unbreakable Smile and a Future Me
- i’ll Walk On Water doing Whatever It Takes because Life Changes and i’m Younger Now
- Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning) 9/11 Tribute Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue – America
- Working For The Weekend before a Manic Monday because you have a Body Like A Back Road – Look What You Made Me Do!
- let’s do The Twist or maybe Mambo No 5 is more your speed – but we can get crazy with the Macarena and Hoedown Throwdown!
- What About Us we’re Walking On Water which is Unforgettable so Be With Me
- Fernando and Johnny B. Goode friends of the Piano Man and John Cougar, John Deer, John 3:16
- Most Girls are Walking The Wire with What Ifs but Life’s About To Get Good!
- building Sandcastles while Shoe Shopping and Searchin’ My Soul Said No One Ever – just Save A Horse [Ride A Cowboy]!
- feels like Cellophane Waiting On You… but Why? Sorry Not Sorry!
- To Be Human, sometimes we Disconnect when the Rain is Unpredictable
- Can’t Stop The Feeling because it’s Glorious that’s Why there’s Truth To Power
- American Saturday Night i was Born In The U.S.A., so let’s Party In The U.S.A. with a Red Solo Cup!
- Despacito made me a Believer (but not a belieber), since It Ain’t Me but Yours
- it’s a Choctaw County Affair in Malibu – or is it the City of Angels? or perhaps Barcelona!
- Say You Won’t Let Go of my Issues that are a Little Bit Of Both in the Castle On The Hill
- Brother have you seen Sister Christian? Hey Soul Sister – Play That Song!
- Some Gave All, so just Drive – maybe Cruise in a Cop Car – but wait… there’s Somethin’ ‘Bout a Truck!
- be a Better Man and Journey On because i’m Craving You like Thunder
- ‘Round Here Buzz with the Tin Man I Could Use a Love Song with Red Red Wine
- Hello Mary-Lou my Muskrat Love who’s Scared Of The Dark There Goes My Baby
- Happy People in Paris That’s What I Like – hope they’re not Rich and Miserable!
- Sleep On The Floor because This Is How We Roll when we’re Drunk On A Plane in our Southern Comfort Zone
- Kill ‘Em With Kindness with the Bohemian Rhapsody since there’s a Last Time For Everything and a Million Reasons
- Don’t Stand So Close To Me because Jessie’s Girl has Bette Davis Eyes working 9 to 5
- Only You and the Shape of You Where I Sleep remember – selfie#theinternetisforever!
- Stargate Atlantis is on the Fringe of Futurama or maybe it’s just The Big Bang Theory
- 11:59 (Central Standard Time) is Heaven South because Somethin’ I’m Good At is my Galway Girl
- i’m Walking On Air but i’m All Out Of Love In The Air Tonight because there’s Glitter In The Air
- More Girls Like You are Fast with God, Your Mama, and Me – Something Just Like This
- Somewhere Out There is Jessie’s Girl and Every Breath You Take Hurts So Good!
- Happy People and Scars To Your Beautiful so Play That Song because We Should Be Friends
- the Long Black Train is the Midnight Special, so stay Just The Way You Are my Precious Love
- In Case You Didn’t Know I Don’t Wanna Live Forever but You Look Good so Drink Up!
- Louisiana Blues under Blue Skies with a Big Blue Wave makes for a Blue Jean Night!
- Don’t Wanna Know but i Can’t Stop The Feeling Dangerously My Way on the Road Less Traveled
- might be Famous but You Look Like Rain and Can’t Slow Down so come Back Around on the 8th of November
- the Carousel with a Disturbia Yellow Flicker Beat – but I Want Candy because This is Halloween!
- Rich and Miserable, just Grow Up A-YO Hallelujah!
- My Bologna Has a First Name – so I’d Like To Buy the World a Coke!
- put away that Dirty Laundry and Play That Song Everybody Backstreet’s Back, because it’s the American Way Today!
- Can’t Help Falling In Love With You because Jailhouse Rock is a Burning Love In The Ghetto
- i Roll Up For Her as a Southern Gentleman so (It’s Gonna Be) OKAY!
- And The Radio Played a Rockstar like Springsteen because he said I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll so Play It Again!
- Lit with a Vice is the Perfect Illusion – are You Down With A.D.D.?
- Welcome to the 4th Grade here’s an Education Song because I’m Your Teacher about to Lose My Mind Workin’ For A Livin’
- the Cool Girl is Something Wild who will Lose Control while Still Falling For You
- Wake Me Up because i’m Unstoppable i’m gonna Stompa because i Can’t Stop This Feeling!
- There’s A Girl who’s a Comeback Kid Setting the World On Fire and who’s Got Your Number!
- Set Fire To The Rain with Lightning or maybe a Tornado – just the Perfect Storm
- From The Ground Up just Rise, Move, and Ride!
- Cheap Thrills are just a Vice when there are Angels In This Town with American Love and a HandClap
- Make Me Do Something Crazy on the Road Less Traveled with Peter Pan the Lost Boy
- gonna Sing Sing outta my Misery Without A Fight wearing Lipstick – but Enough About Me!
- Made in the U.S.A.: American Soldier and All American Girl are American Kids that are gonna Party In The U.S.A. because It’s America!
- A Little More Love is Just Around The Corner with a H.O.L.Y. Black Horse And The Cherry Tree
- it may be a Long Hot Summer so we’ll be Beachin’ All Summer Long with Two Piña Coladas and a Cheeseburger in Paradise
- 7 Years The Fighter, Wherever I go Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
- Drunk On A Plane, Yeah? No – how about a Pontoon instead?
- wearing a Tuxedo Just Fishin’ – i Can’t Stop The Feeling with a Travelin’ Soldier
- i Heard It Through The Grapevine that Peggy Sue was doing The Twist with an Unchained Melody
- you and Me Too in a Better Place doing The Boogie Just Like Fire
- Fire Away Lonely Girl with A Little More Love with Church Bells
- it’s Ironic that i’m a Castaway Over And Over Again Ooh La La!
- You Oughta Know I Want It That Way i Shout with my Hand In My Pocket in my Little Red Corvette When Doves Cry in Purple Rain
- What The Hell Did I Say? I Ain’t Your Mama, so Let’s Get Loud with New Romantics!
- Hooked On A Feeling Searchin’ My Soul with Tossed Salad And Scrambled Eggs but I’ll Be There For You!
- need a Vacation from all the Noise – we can be New Romantics with no Wasted Time!
- Born This Way now with a Teenage Daughter so i’ll Shake It Off and drink Red Red Wine while i Stand By You
- i may be Stressed Out but you’ll be Reckless if you Rock On Said No One Ever
- Comfortably Numb in a Time Warp with Johnny B. Good, a Sharp Dressed Man who’s gonna Start A Band
- wearing a Tuxedo with Daddy’s Money eating Cake By The Ocean but just say No
- We Can’t Stop swinging on the Chandelier so Take Your Time on a Heartbeat Piece By Piece
- Money (That’s What I Want) to be a Billionaire because I heard It Through The Grapevine that Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone so My Girl please Stand By Me
- My Church may be Upside Down & Inside Out but i’m gonna Hold On to my History
- Little Girl Don’t Grow Up Too Fast Somewhere On A Beach because there’s a Hole In A Bottle with Scars
- Gamble Everything For Love for the Girl Next Door i’ll Stand By You for a Fix
- We Will Rock You Sweet Child O’ Mine with Bohemian Rhapsody so Jump because You Give Love A Bad Name
- when i Dance With Ya i’m Livin’ The Dream and the Power Of Positive Drinkin’ is always Better In Boots
- Somebody Like You Unaware of the Girl Crush so Rise Up but Dream On because You Give Love A Bad Name
- in a Heartbeat we’ll be Out Of The Woods not just a Castaway, because Stevie Knows!
- hope you weren’t Alone on Christmas Day and had some Snow Snow Snow because Maybe Baby This Is The New Year
- Underneath the Tree are My Favorite Things with Only You That’s Christmas To Me
- The Man With The Bag sings Jingle Bell Rock so Run Run Rudolph have Christmas the Whole Year Round It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
- on a Silent Night Santa Claus Is Coming To Town but Every Day Is A Holiday with the Chanukah Song and a Celtic Carol!
- i’ll Drink You Away and come Running For You because There’s Nothin’ Like You even a Million Years Ago
- Thank You Thank You Blessed and Thankful for the Thanksgiving Song
- In My Daughter’s Eyes i’m gonna Sing, Sing, Sing on the Chattanooga Choo Choo with Teenage Daughters
- don’t Drag Me Down with Cheap Wine and Cigarettes let’s go High Class so i can be Drunk On Your Love but not Drink You Away
- Hooked On A Feeling a Flashlight is shining on Crystals just Let It Go to Star Wars: The Force Awakens!
- Come Little Children Turn The Lights Off because This Is Halloween you’ll be Creepin’ so Better Dig Two!
- Shut Me Up and Kiss Me Quiet because i’m Confident and i’m gonna Love Myself!
- By The Way i’m gonna Eat Sleep Love You Repeat Like I’m Gonna Lose You so just Go
- Anything Like Me but Then They Do while Watching You so Let Them Be Little – You’re Gonna Miss This
- Wasn’t Through Lovin’ You Yet because Freaks Like Me will Crash and Burn in our Wildest Dreams
- Live Forever in this Country Nation because it’s a Beautiful Drug, it’s a Pain Killer
- The Thunder Rolls on The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald but You’re Gonna Miss This when you’re Just Fishin’ taking a Smoke Break
- it’s another Manic Monday just Workin’ For A Livin’ but All I Wanna Do is Fly!
- if You Gonna Fly don’t be Drunk On A Plane or Hawaii Five-0 won’t let you Fly!
- Marvin Gaye will Run Away With You so Save It for a Rainy Day that Fight Song
- Better in Boots Until They Don’t Love You, so just Buy Me A Boat because Anything Goes!
- That Old Flame might be Bad For You, but you’re on Top Of The World having a House Party!
- let’s have a Good Time with Shiftwork and the Drinking Class because it’s Five O’Clock Somewhere!
- it’s a Crying Game when you get your Feet Wet at a House Party – but Honey, I’m Good.
- doing the Safety Dance to The Birdie Song jammin’ to Agadoo because i’m a True Survivor!
- just a Vagabond on this Long Stretch Of Love so Hold Back The River with some Uptown Funk!
- Dibs on White Lightning because i’ll be a Riser or i’ll go All Country on You
- Kick The Dust Up in this Ghosttown in a Trans Am with John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16
- Drunk On You Knee Deep with my Toes in the Water floating on my Pontoon
- Invincible in Real Life because Love Is Your Name so I Love This Life!
- The Nights Beat This Summer on a Pontoon Chasing The Sun on the Riverbank because it’s Summertime!
- No Tomatoes Here! just a Good Girl who Smoke When I Drink, Only Prettier – This One’s For The Girls!
- Bad Blood just Shake It Off in my Little Red Wagon because that’s One Hell Of An Amen!
- What’s Up? Chasing Cars and Counting Stars we’re just Crushin’ It!
- Mother Like Mine is Somebody’s Hero – In My Daughter’s Eyes Mama’s Song isn’t Mama’s Broken Heart!
- Ridiculous Biscuits and Free Beer in Boston Town!
- Sun Daze when i’m Day Drinking gotta Shake It Off because I’m To Blame but It Feels Good!
- Dear Future Husband i wanna Run Away With You Into The Woods on a Little Red Wagon with my Girl Crush
- Real Gone in a Cop Car – but there’s Somethin’ ‘Bout A Truck…Truck Yeah!
- Long Stretch Of Love with Sangria in Centerfield – Swing (Batter Batter)!
- Always Sixteen, Sweet Sixteen – I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman just a Southern Girl!
- Ex’s & Oh’s that Love Me Like You Do with Style and Firewater!
- Online Celebrity – I’m Gonna Miss Her… YOLO!
- A Guy Walks Into a Bar Doin’ Country Right – Raise ‘Em Up, Sugar!
- Jump Right In Knee Deep When The Sun Goes Down in Margaritaville – It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere!
- Love Me Like You Mean It, My Mistake – I Love This Life because It Feels Good!
- Here Come The Brides, but How Do You Talk To An Angel? Hawaii Five-0 is Where Everybody Knows Your Name – I’ll Be There For You!
- Girl Crush i’m Already Callin’ You Mine when i Kiss You In The Morning gives me a Brand New Buzz
- let’s Start A Band with Somethin’ Bad – Who Says You Can’t Go Home when it’s All About That Bass?
- I Lived and i’ll Pray For You because i’m at the Bathroom Sink and Crushin’ It!
- I’m in Hotel California singing The Authority Song – well There’s Your Trouble, it’s too Easy!
- Whole Lotta Nothin’ when we’re Young & Crazy riding that Little Red Wagon until the Love Runs Out
- Girl in a Country Song is Day Drinking Rum in a Blank Space
- Thinking Out Loud on a Trailer Hitch I’d Rather Be Raised By A Good Time where Everything Is Awesome!
- Santa Baby is Up On The Housetop At Christmas so Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas especially if you were Born On Christmas Day
- The Christmas Song isn’t Red Solo Cup – Santa Tell Me because Baby It’s Cold Outside!
- Run Rudolph Run because Drunk Americans are the Drinking Class and will Shake up Christmas!
- Let It Be Christmas, My Favourite Time of Year Happy Holiday/Holiday Season, A Soldier’s Silent Night.
- Blessed with A Wonderful World, let’s sing the Thanksgiving Song because it’s All About That Baste
- The Brevity Challenge: Take Your Time
- Dear Veteran, I Still Believe in the Travelin’ Soldier on the 8th of November.
- listen to Bohemian Rhapsody at Hotel California because when you Play That Funky Music, You’re So Vain!
- This is Halloween with Five Nights At Freddy’s just Creepin’ so You Better Dig Two.
- Rolling in the Deep Freestyle because The Writing’s On the Wall with Sun Daze
- Keep On Truckin’ through the Perfect Storm because the Buzz Back Girl is Buzzin’
- Who Are You? In The Moment Where Everybody Knows Your Name, I’ll Be There For You!
- Hope You Get Lonely Tonight my Ex’s & Oh’s, Leave The Night On… there’s Something In The Water
- What Does The Hawk Say?! Welcome To The Jungle, We Will Rock You because We Are The Champions!
- it’s Hard To Be Cool in a Neon Light especially in a Perfect Storm – just Shake It Off!
- Just Missed The Train because that Train is the Night Train – a Long Black Train.
- Show You Off with a Brand New Buzz because Heaven Knows God Made Girls
- Never Gonna Wake You Up with Limes or Shattered Glass on this Little Red Wagon with a Tattoo
- Love Runs Out but don’t Shut Me Up ‘cuz i’m Ten Feet Tall – Boom Clap!
- Unchained Melody is Another Brick In The Wall when I dance the Macarena in the Thrift Shop
Stacy Uncorked
Where thoughts are always 100 proof.
wow nice display of music metaphores i like it god bless
superb collection of music, best part is most of them got lyrics with it.
Thanks for this well-composed list of songs.