Random Tuesday Thoughts Rebel – Random Questions for Fun!

Another week flew by, and I’m wholly unprepared for a normal Random Tuesday, so I’m gonna throw out some random thought provoking questions to entertain you…you know, randomly. 

Why do banks leave both doors open

and then chain the pens to the counters?

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Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten

and buns in packages of eight?


EVER WONDER …

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?


Why can’t women put on mascara

with their mouth closed?

MascaraApplication


Why don’t you ever see the headline

‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?


Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

DoogieHowserMD


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,

and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money

called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic

called rush hour?

SeattleTraffic


Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Sheep


Why are they called apartments

when they are all stuck together?


If ‘con’ is the opposite of ‘pro’,

is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport

the terminal?

SeatacAirport

That’s a wrap for this week – you know the drill, link up and join in the , everyone is welcome, random or not. And that means even if you don’t have a specific post posted, you can still link up, I’m not picky. You don’t even have to add the badge, just link up so I can come harass you on your blog. I promise to play nice.

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Keeping the random alive (barely) – feel free to snag a badge and play along – one for my wino friends:

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And one for my non-wino friends:

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About StacyUncorked

After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Stacy was surprised when Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance - deciding to forgo the career and stay home was a no-brainer. As if her hands weren't full enough, 8 years later she and her husband added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension (of crazy) to their family and even more sleepless nights. When she’s not refereeing kids, dogs and cats, she loves to write, hence the reason she decided to start her little blog, and because she never got a baby book to mark milestones, this was the next best thing. She also enjoys doing reviews and giveaways for products she or her family would willingly use and can stand behind. She loves to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, she takes on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. Her favorite, of course, is making her award winning wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway.
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5 thoughts on “Random Tuesday Thoughts Rebel – Random Questions for Fun!

  1. These are funny! And true! And why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? And if the plural of goose is geese, then why isn’t the plural of moose meese?

  2. Seriously – try the mascara one – I can’t do it!!! LOL
    The black box one actually made me pause and think for a moment, because… um… yeah?!

    Love these questions. I got one!!
    If a turtle loses his shell; is he naked… or homeless?
    bbwwaahhh!!