Today we’re doing something a little different – a two-fer, if you will, because Princess Nagger’s humor needs to be shared to the masses. Plus, she likes the attention.
Sunday evening I stepped away from my desk, and upon my return discovered the Princess Nagger had left this note for me – I laughed as I read it, and since it’s totally random thought it appropriate to entertain you today with its hilarious randomness. Enjoy!
In case you aren’t able to read that clearly, here you go (edited only to break it up into paragraphs):
Right now I am writing on a piece of paper, currently breaking the 4th wall. Now that I’m aware of my 4th wall breaking, I have successfully broken the 5th wall.
This page is full of the most useless writing anyone else will ever read but since I’m already well into writing things, why stop?
Exactly.
There is no reason to stop unless my hand physically falls off, that case in which I will switch to my left hand. However, my hand will not be falling off anytime soon, considering the fact that spontaneous self-dismemberment is impossible.
My hand does hurt quite a lot, though. Maybe I should stop. Nah. I might as well fill up this whole page with useless wording since I have the time to.
Speaking of time, Father Time died again. He’s not very happy about it but I suppose he has no choice. Rebornica/Deoxys is certainly a master of their craft.
[Brackets are lots of fun to write in, don’t you agree?]
(So are parentheses, but they aren’t as fun.)
Oh no! I’m running out of room!
Better write really small to conserve space! I want to keep writing, don’t I?
No, No I don’t.
There you go. Hopefully you laughed as much as I did.
Just as a reminder, Rory Bore’s Tuesday Coffee Chat is taking the summer off – she’ll return to her regularly scheduled program in the fall!
That’s a wrap for this week – you know the drill, link up and join in the fun, everyone is welcome, random or not. And that means even if you don’t have a specific Random Tuesday Thoughts Rebel post posted, you can still link up, I’m not picky. You don’t even have to add the badge, just link up so I can come harass you on your blog. I promise to play nice.
And also? I’m being smart lazy and combining RTT Rebel with WW this week, since it’s a crazy busy week and I want to make sure I have a chance to visit everyone who links up for both – so RTT or WW c’mon and link ’em if you’ve got ’em!
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That was quite the randomness that Princess Nagger wrote out. Made me laugh!
WooHoo! Mission accomplished! 😀 Glad you enjoyed the laugh, Terra! 😀
Princess Nagger is quite witty! And since I’m a teacher, I had no trouble reading her handwriting.
She is quite witty, isn’t she? 😉 Definitely keeps me on my toes. I bet you can decipher just about anything! LOL! 😀
Here ears and that smile are fantastic, perfect for her words.
Thank you, Rhonda! I’ll pass the kudos along to her. 😉 Thanks so much for stopping by! 🙂
Ha! Her note reminds me so much of the stuff I’d write to my friends in middle school. We always said stuff like that. It was actually a little scary. She’s hilarious.
LOL! I love that you can relate! 😉
lol, that was awesome! Your daughter has a talent!
Here is to a fabulous day!
She does have talent, doesn’t she Kisma? Hope you’re having a fabulous day, too! 😀
I laughed out loud; her ramblings are hysterical.
Yay! Mission accomplished! 🙂 She’s definitely a constant source of entertainment around here, Jenn. 😉 Thanks so much for stopping by! 🙂
You know, her writing is really impressive as far as writing goes for someone her age. She had lots of big words in addition to her creative process there. So, she is done with dinosaurs now?
Smile pretty Stacy!
I know, right Harriet? She impresses me on a daily basis.
No, she’s not yet done with dinosaurs. Her words in response to you:
“I can’t really be done with dinosaurs, because Father Time is basically ‘Tick-Tock Raptor Man’. And he’s kind of part T-Rex, because…eh. He’s also got a pet Velociraptor, so no, I can’t be done with dinosaurs. And Pterodactyls don’t exist. In spite of what people say or think. Triceratops were a three-horned beast that lived in the Cretaceous period. Just sayin’.”
There ya go. 😀 You Smile Pretty, too! 😀
That made smile. Thanks.
You’re welcome, Patrick! Always happy to bring the smiles. 😉
I love her sense of humour!! She will make a great writer in the future 🙂
I agree, Ai! She’s got talent and mad skillz – both in writing and drawing. I’m in awe! 😀
Delicious princess, love it!
Thank you, Leovi! 🙂
Hehehe – yep, I did laugh! This is a real good one – thanks for sharing it.
Any time, Claudia! I’ll let Princess Nagger her mission was accomplished. 😉 Thanks for stopping by! 🙂