Today we’re doing something a little different – a two-fer, if you will, because Princess Nagger’s humor needs to be shared to the masses. Plus, she likes the attention.
Sunday evening I stepped away from my desk, and upon my return discovered the Princess Nagger had left this note for me – I laughed as I read it, and since it’s totally random thought it appropriate to entertain you today with its hilarious randomness. Enjoy!
In case you aren’t able to read that clearly, here you go (edited only to break it up into paragraphs):
Right now I am writing on a piece of paper, currently breaking the 4th wall. Now that I’m aware of my 4th wall breaking, I have successfully broken the 5th wall.
This page is full of the most useless writing anyone else will ever read but since I’m already well into writing things, why stop?
There is no reason to stop unless my hand physically falls off, that case in which I will switch to my left hand. However, my hand will not be falling off anytime soon, considering the fact that spontaneous self-dismemberment is impossible.
My hand does hurt quite a lot, though. Maybe I should stop. Nah. I might as well fill up this whole page with useless wording since I have the time to.
Speaking of time, Father Time died again. He’s not very happy about it but I suppose he has no choice. Rebornica/Deoxys is certainly a master of their craft.
[Brackets are lots of fun to write in, don’t you agree?]
(So are parentheses, but they aren’t as fun.)
Oh no! I’m running out of room!
Better write really small to conserve space! I want to keep writing, don’t I?
No, No I don’t.
There you go. Hopefully you laughed as much as I did.
Just as a reminder, Rory Bore’s Tuesday Coffee Chat is taking the summer off – she’ll return to her regularly scheduled program in the fall!
That’s a wrap for this week – you know the drill, link up and join in the fun, everyone is welcome, random or not. And that means even if you don’t have a specific Random Tuesday Thoughts Rebel post posted, you can still link up, I’m not picky. You don’t even have to add the badge, just link up so I can come harass you on your blog. I promise to play nice.
And also? I’m being
smart lazy and combining RTT Rebel with WW this week, since it’s a crazy busy week and I want to make sure I have a chance to visit everyone who links up for both – so RTT or WW c’mon and link ’em if you’ve got ’em!
Link up your Random (or not) and WW here:
Keeping the random alive (barely) – feel free to snag a badge and play along – one for my wino friends:
And one for my non-wino friends: