The crazy weather all over (very hot and very dry here, in spite of the Pacific Northwest’s penchant for rain) is only proof positive that Mother Nature is on something, or going through menopause. Or both.
Last week I did my semi-monthly grocery shopping – I didn’t finish all of it, because holy brain explosion I was ready to go stick my head under a rock somewhere just to stop the noise.
Anyone that currently has, or has survived small and not-so-small children, will know what I’m talking about.
First of all, the cart is heavier with the addition of a child who may look small and mighty, but is almost too big for the seat part of the cart which means the cart is already cumbersome before I start filling it with the pile’o’groceries.
The weight is exacerbated by him swinging and kicking his feet – and me – punctuated with ‘oh, sorry’, every time one or both of his feet make a connection. And everything he sees in the store is preceded by “Oh Mommy, LOOK! It’s blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!” As if the ‘blah blah blah’ was his long-lost friend who happens to be hard of hearing.
Because the excitement required using his outside voice.
When I’m right there less than a foot away.
Ouch. My ears.
And of course there’s Princess Nagger who’s almost too big to sit in the basket of the cart (really, she is too big, but if it’s a light shopping day, I’m a sucker and let her ride vs. walk, which can be considered my workout for the day. Ahem.) But since it’s a big grocery shopping day, she’s relegated to keeping up (and out of the way – she tends to like to block the path of the cart inadvertently).
And of course talk talk talk talk talk. Which I’m normally not adverse to, but when she’s talking super fast (she gets that from her mama) about one of her games she likes to play with friends, it’s almost like she’s talking in a foreign language and hard to follow along.
So from her circling me and the cart like a shark chattering on about “Blah blah blah Rebornica blah blah blah DeviantArt blah blah blah Animal Jam blah blah blah MineCraft” from her and “Mommy mommy mommy look look look at blah blah blah! Did you see it? Did you see it? Mommy did you see it? Mommy! Mommy! Look!” coming from Little Dude, all the while trying to remember everything on my list as we race down the aisles of the store to try to beat the crowds and the heat, my head was going to explode.
And of course I forgot some of the things on the list, so today we’ll be going for Torture: Round Two.
I did take some pictures of the goofballs to share, but realized that when I’m tucking my cell phone in my bra on a hot day and there’s residual boob sweat on the lens, it tends to make for blurry pictures.
At least I didn’t take inadvertent boob shots. Ahem.
I did get one halfway decent shot of Princess Nagger making Little Dude laugh with the dinosaur head she ultimately talked me into buying for her, though I was fussing with my phone and didn’t back up far enough to get more than a snippet of Little Dude’s face.
I’ll attempt to take some wacky pictures of Round Two today, just for fun. Next week you can laugh along with me, m’kay?
It’s time once again for Leslie’s (aka Rory Bore) Tuesday Chat!
Enjoy it, people, this is the last one for the summer as she takes her usual summer break. Luckily she will be back in the fall for more chats, so we’ll just be more random next week instead.
This week’s prompt or question is:
“What’s on your Summer Fun List? Hey, if you want to get all fancy and make a poster, or beautiful journal; I’d be so thrilled and inspired.”
Well, I didn’t have time to do a poster or a journal, but I can tell you that there are a few great things on my Summer Fun List – we have some weekend camping fun planned several times over the course of the summer, like at this river in the mountains:
Not sure if we’ll be inner-tubing down the river, but we will definitely be fishing from the river. And relaxing. And eating a copious amount of S’mores. With wine.
We’ll also be camping at the ocean – not many places can you be at the ocean and still see majestic mountains in the background that seem so close:
But the pièce de résistance is happening at the tail end of summer, when Princess Nagger and I will be ditching the dudes and going to Hawaii for the very first time for an entire week:
It’s a girl’s only trip with my mom and sister and aunt and a cousin I haven’t seen since we were kids – and my cousin’s daughter lives on the island in a bonafide tree house.
So along with some great relaxation, camaraderie, girl talk and tans, there will be some amazing pictures to share later (I’ll be taking my big camera along for the ride, so there won’t be any boob sweat to contend with), as well as some prime blog fodder. Just you wait and see.
That’s a wrap for this week – you know the drill, link up and join in the fun, everyone is welcome, random or not. And that means even if you don’t have a specific Random Tuesday Thoughts Rebel post posted, you can still link up, I’m not picky. You don’t even have to add the badge, just link up so I can come harass you on your blog. I promise to play nice.
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