Easter feels like forever ago, doesn’t it? Or is that just me? Princess Nagger cracks me up – I think she’s on to me in regards to ‘who’ the Easter Bunny is (and quite possibly who Santa is) but she plays along to keep the magic alive.
Since there is no set bedtime for her on the weekends (she’s a good sleeper and has no trouble sleeping in on the weekends) there’s usually a worry that I’ll have to try to wake up in the middle of the night to leave out the Easter Baskets and hide the eggs. This year, she made it easy for me by actually going to bed early, leaving this note on her easel:
I sure love that kid.
This cartoon picture was floating around on Facebook on Easter and totally cracked me up:
I’m assuming many of you (myself included) still have an overabundance of chocolate left over from Easter, and even though this has been around for a number of years (I even shared it a few years ago) I thought a little reminder of the benefits of chocolate would be in order. Enjoy!
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
A: Because no one wants to quit.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.
There, don’t you feel better about your chocolate consumption?
That’s a wrap for this week – if you have fragmented or random thoughts more than once a week, you’re always welcome to join me for Random Tuesday Thoughts each week as well. Have a great weekend!
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