Silly Saturday – Have a Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Chocolate Beetle

About 200kgs of melted chocolate was spread over the VW Beetle after it was first wrapped in cling film. Seven people worked overnight to make sure the chocolate car was ready to go on display on the morning of Valentine’s Day. According to China News Network, the car attracted many viewers and lovers to the dealer in Qingdao city.

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Ten Rules For Eating Your Valentine Chocolates

  1. Put ‘eat chocolate’ at the top of your list of things to do on Valentine’s Day. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
  2. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
  3. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
  4. The problem: How to get two pounds of Valentine chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
  5. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.
  6. If you can’t eat all your Valentine chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
  7. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?
  8. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
  9. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
  10. A nice box of Valentine chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?

Happy Valentine’s Day (tomorrow)!

Eat lots of chocolate!

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About Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)

After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance and I chose to become a SAHM and WAHM - I love every minute of it. We added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension to our family. We have an eclectic mix of pets: dogs, cats, birds and fish. I love to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, I take on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. My favorite, of course, is making my own wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway. I blog about the joys of parenting, family, friends, life, love and anything else that strikes my fancy. I do enjoy doing reviews and giveaways for products I use, believe in and can stand behind.
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24 thoughts on “Silly Saturday – Have a Happy Valentine’s Day!

  1. hope you have a great valentines day…if that was my car i would probably be walking by the end of the week. the first pic of the cats…adorable.
    .-= brian miller would like you to read ..olympics =-.

  2. Happy Valentine’s Day, Stacy! Mine will be bittersweet. I have the sweetest valentine I’ve ever had and ever will have, but we’re still nearly 1000 miles apart. Thank God that’s temporary!

  3. Great post. I absolutely love the deer hugging in the field. I haven’t seen any picture like this!! I like the cartoon of the cards for girlfriend/fiance/wife. Hah. I hope you have a wonderful Valentines Day, Stacy. I am more impressed with you and your blog and your gentle manner that shows through in your blog.
    .-= Technobabe would like you to read ..Free At Last =-.

  4. Whoa, the beetle looks so cool! Looks like something Cake Boss would do.

    The picture of the two kitties laying in the shape of a heart? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Justine 😮 )

  5. Happy Valentine’s Day! Loved the comics and the chocolate facts. I’m looking forward to indulging in some delicious chocolate later today.

    I enjoyed your post so much I selected it as one of the Top 5 Valentine’s Day Blog Posts showcased on my blog. Congrats and have a great day!
    .-= Tired Mom Tesa would like you to read ..Top 5 Valentine’s Day Blog Posts =-.

  6. I just realized something that made me very unhappy… something I probably should have caught long before this. You don’t read my damn blog!

    Justine
    .-= Justine would like you to read ..Sunday Scramble =-.

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    From Stacy:

    Oh, but I do, chickadee! Are my comments disappearing in the moderation? *pouting*