Princess Nagger’s Show-and-Tell project right around Christmas. She needed to cut out a gingerbread man and decorate it, then write a story about it to read to the class. This is what she wrote:
“Once upon a time, there was a gingerbread man who lived in a gingerbread house. He had buttons for his eyes, buttons for his nose, and buttons on his shirt. He had ribbons for his sleeves and pants, and ribbon for his smile. He was very happy and had lots of friendly gingerbread friends.”
P.S. While I was sleeping, Mama cut the hair off a Happy Meal My Little Pony and glued it to his head. Purple is my favorite color, but I don’t think hair on a gingerbread man is such a good idea. I love my Mama, even when she’s a dork.