Silly Saturday – Happy Halloween!

DICTIONARY

Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra while running.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of .

Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there’s housework to be . Also, see “Mr. Hyde.”

Jack O’ Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat:
What hits a baseball with.

Witch: See “-in-Law.”

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

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About Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)

After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance and I chose to become a SAHM and WAHM - I love every minute of it. We added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension to our family. We have an eclectic mix of pets: dogs, cats, birds and fish. I love to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, I take on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. My favorite, of course, is making my own wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway. I blog about the joys of parenting, family, friends, life, love and anything else that strikes my fancy. I do enjoy doing reviews and giveaways for products I use, believe in and can stand behind.
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34 thoughts on “Silly Saturday – Happy Halloween!

  1. I would laugh at one pic/comic and then laugh even more at the next! I think the "Anger Management" witch was my fave and, that cat one, is that even possible???

    Have a great day!!!

  2. still a little zombied myself this morning…that poor cat! imagine the scrubbing it took to get that off! happy halloween!

  3. Hello, I enjoyed reading your series of Miracle Baby posts this morning! I'm here from the SITS Saturday thingy.

  4. All those cartooms are wonderful. We saw a full moon recently, when the plumber fixed our sink. It was awful funny, and awful.

  5. That cat is just too funny!

    What a fun Halloween post. Every one of them made me laugh.

  6. ah hahhhaaaaaa haaaa! That is an AWESOME post! lol!

    I love the cats ass pic, omg, so so so funny! ha ha ha ha ha

  7. I hope you had a very happy Halloween (and even more important, I hope PN had a great day). I loved your cartoons.

  8. Oh Ha Ha! Those are all so awesome I can't even pick a favorite one! Hope you had a great Halloween!

  9. OMG LMAO at the Bobbing Apples! Or should it be Boobing Appled? Hahaha!
    Stopping by from SITS to say HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  10. Haha~ The vocabulary is really funny. And so are the photos! Hope you had a great Halloween! 🙂