Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering?
EVER WONDER …
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline
‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?
If ‘con’ is the opposite of ‘pro’,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport