Silly Saturday – Redneck Humor

Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . ..

but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say:

“I gotta leak in my sink”

and the clerk replies, ‘Go ahead’.
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck..

(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed…

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor’s mansion burned down?

“Yep… Prit’near took out the whole trailer park… The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of ’em.”

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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, ‘Got any I.D. ? ‘

and the driver replies ‘Bout wut?’

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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh
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That’s all folks!
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After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance and I chose to become a SAHM and WAHM - I love every minute of it. We added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension to our family. We have an eclectic mix of pets: dogs, cats, birds and fish. I love to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, I take on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. My favorite, of course, is making my own wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway. I blog about the joys of parenting, family, friends, life, love and anything else that strikes my fancy. I do enjoy doing reviews and giveaways for products I use, believe in and can stand behind.
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31 thoughts on “Silly Saturday – Redneck Humor

  1. Hah these were terriffic! I am absolutely infatuated with trailer people, and these just made me so happy >tears<

  2. Too funny! I can't decide which one made me laugh hardest!

    Thanks for stopping by for VGNO!

  3. FUNNY, FUNNY stuff! I live in a very redneck state, so some of those pictures are not that shocking! HAHA!

  4. Does your family know that your took these pictures while you visited last week? And did you get to sleep on the bus?

  5. Actually the Tidy Cat mailbox is a pretty good idea. We live in an area where the high school football players get bored and drive around the country roads bashing mailboxes. You wouldn't believe what it cost to replace a mailbox. I know what I'm doing next time. My second favorite was the Rockwell Redneck Thansgiving! Great pics.

  6. Snort. Scream! BWAHAHA! The one about the redneck murder had me in stitches, then I read about the redneck toothbrush… :o)

  7. OMG, some of these really had me cracking up! I love all the hot dogs on the rake!

    Justine 😮 )

  8. Fun fun stuff. I especially was amazed at the underground school bus. How'd they do that?

  9. The sad thing is – I bet if I drove around a bit I would find a red neck garden and mailbox within the immediate area! VERY FUNNY!

  10. OMG. That's not right. Especially the baby duct taped to the wall. But it did make me laugh out loud. Hard to imagine those are REAL photos. Too funny.

  11. These were a riot! Loved them. Of course, I think I've seen most of them in real life.

  12. These are hilarious!!! I especially love the redneck timeout. I'm afraid to say that I've considered something similar (very briefly) on a particularly bad day!

  13. Stopping back again. Was going through the MCB Networked Blog list and was making sure I was following you. I am now. Have a great weekend.

  14. I saw these the other night but was in too much pain to comment (hurts to type). I could really use that wheelchair about now and that litter carton mailbox does make sense. Maybe I'm turning into a redneck!

  15. Hi, Stacy… nice to know you and nice to be here too… They all are very funny… I most like the redneck time out!

  16. Ohmygosh! Hahahahahahahaha!! These are HORRIBLE…Horribly FUNNY!!

    The last one? The Redneck Sleigh? Hahahahahaha! Oh man! Kyle is NOT allowed to put something like that on our house for Christmas. LOL