My cousin sent this to me and I couldn’t resist posting it because it’s pretty interesting… 😉

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway – but your waiter may know!

Your Age by Dinner and Restaurant Math

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s a fun…waste of time!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 (get the calculator out)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759… Or if you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are…

Your Age ! —— (Oh YES, it is!)

This is the ONLY year (2009) it will work. Pretty cool, huh?

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And you’ve probably seen this circulating all over…

This is where the Swine Flu started:
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This explains all those years my mom told me not to swallow my chewing gum:

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the #@$% is this?” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“April”, he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?”

She replied, “It’s not talcum powder; it’s Miracle Grow.”


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  2. I love the swine flu picture…every time I see it it cracks me up!

  3. Ok, that age thing was awesome!!! It’s totally true! HAha… and I love that you said to get the calculator 🙂

  7. OMG, ROFL at the Miracle Grow. I love that pic of the exercise balls/bubble gum. Seen it many times and still gives me a giggle.
    Okay, I had just stowed my notebook away so I didn’t do the math!

    Justine 😮 )

  9. ROFL! Miracle Grow was a good one! Swine flu pic grosses me out. ewwwwww!

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