Not Me! Monday

It’s Monday! You know what that means, don’t you? Time for the Not Me Monday Carnival! After you’re done reading what I absolutely did not do, head on over to MckMamma’s, she’s guaranteed to make you laugh – or at least feel better about your week. This is too much fun not to participate in! πŸ˜‰

I did not have to put the Princess Nagger in a time out because she was not copping an attitude about not eating her dinner, and I did not have to send her to bed without said dinner because she was not throwing a major temper tantrum for the first time in ages…nope, not me!

I did not carry her kicking and screaming up the stairs, and I did not trip over a small stool she did not leave at the top of the stairs which did not cause me to lose my grip drop her on the floor.

I did not then cuddle with her for an hour, because I did not feel rotten about dropping her…nope, not me!

I did not get a huge bruise on my shin from tripping over the stool that was not at the top of the stairs.

I was not mortified when the Princess Nagger came home from school the next day and told me that she did not raise her hand in class and tell the whole class about me not dropping her on the floor the night before.

I did not polish off the cookie dough chunks in what was left of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and did not act all innocent when Princess Nagger couldn’t find any dough when I did not let her finish off the rest of the ice cream straight out of the carton.

I did not forget and leave hubby’s clothes in the dryer for 2 days, and did not spritz his shirts with Febreeze so the wrinkles would ‘fall’ out, thereby avoiding having to iron them…nope, not me!

Now you know a few of my little things that I did not do. Feel free to leave me a comment and let me know what you did not do either. πŸ˜‰
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About Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)

After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance and I chose to become a SAHM and WAHM - I love every minute of it. We added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension to our family. We have an eclectic mix of pets: dogs, cats, birds and fish. I love to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, I take on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. My favorite, of course, is making my own wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway. I blog about the joys of parenting, family, friends, life, love and anything else that strikes my fancy. I do enjoy doing reviews and giveaways for products I use, believe in and can stand behind.
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63 thoughts on “Not Me! Monday

  1. I’m getting my fair share of ‘mommy battle scars’…LOL!!!s I have to give the Princess Nagger kudos for being honest…heh, heh! πŸ™‚

  2. Thanks so much!s I’m sure the new carton I bought the other day will also have some mysteriously disappearing chunks in the future, too… πŸ˜‰

  3. LOL!s I was thinking the same thing about CPS when I accidentally dropped her…heh, heh! πŸ˜‰

  4. It’s so nice to find out you’re not alone! πŸ™‚ s Yeah, nothing like dropping your kid on the floor to make you forget about being mad at them! LOL! πŸ™‚

  5. LOL Jen!s What really cracked me up was how she demonstrated the whole thing when she got home…first she told me about it, then I had to ask her for clarification…so she when through all the motions about exactly how she raised her hand, etc…s Love my little Drama Queen – but I wonder what else she’s tattling on to her class? LOL! πŸ™‚

  6. The Febreeze trick does a great job! πŸ˜‰ s You’re right – she’s still alive… πŸ˜‰ s And I didn’t end up dropping her down the stairs which is a good thing… πŸ™‚

  7. Thanks so much for stopping by! πŸ™‚ s I live in Southcentral PA – between York and Gettysburg – really not that far from where you are…I’ve been near Souderton before! πŸ™‚

  8. LOL!s Elmo is a spaz… πŸ˜‰ s Sometimes I’m smart enough to ‘step away’ when Princess Nagger gets into full-blown tantrum mode… not that time, though…heh, heh!!

  9. LOL Tim!s It is amazing how kids think it’s ‘cool’ to tattle on their parents…I’m surprised I didn’t at least get a call from the teacher! πŸ˜‰ s I owe you an email – I haven’t forgotten about you, I’m trying to get unburied! πŸ˜‰ s Thanks for stopping by! πŸ™‚

  10. I do that too – especially if it’s been too long for Febreeze to work its magic effectively…I’ll get a fresh dryer sheet and wet it down, then add it to the dryer and use the tumble press mode, too…then try not to forget to take them out in a timely manner so as not to get them all wrinkled again! πŸ˜‰

  11. LOL Ms. Bar B!s Glad to be able to put a smile on your face! πŸ™‚