It’s Monday! Whaddaya know? I remembered to get this post all ready to go on Monday…early instead of lagging behind late in the day! I’m getting the hang of this….(smirk, smirk!) So here I am, participating in the Not Me Monday Carnival, having some fun! After you’re done reading what I absolutely did not do, head on over to MckMamma’s, she’s guaranteed to make you laugh – or at least feel better about your week. Of course this week she’s off on a exotic cruise…I’m so jealous! But she had the dedication to schedule a ‘Not Me Monday’ post anyway, so all the cool ‘Not Me Monday’ participants wouldn’t feel so bad already missing her wit. 😉 This is too much fun not to participate in! 😉
I did not add spiced rum to a bottle of coke, put it in the freezer and did not forget about it.
I did not take said bottle of rum/coke out of the freezer and put it in the fridge to let it thaw a bit before drinking it…and did not forget about it.
I did not catch the Princess Nagger with that same bottle of coke and see her make a scrunched up face when she took a drink from it and I did not laugh hysterically when she gave me her best Nagger look and said in a very annoyed tone: “Does this have alcohol in it?!”
I did not tell the Princess Nagger that all coke tastes that ‘yucky’, so she probably shouldn’t ever drink any of it anyway.
I did not say ‘Yep, Um-hmm’ to my hubby every time he brought up some insipid thing he remembered that I didn’t, just so he wouldn’t launch into a 30-bazillion minute diatribe to try to jog my memory to concur with his.
I did not eat half a box of Sponge Bob Cheez-Its and did not drink 1/2 a bottle of red wine to wash ’em down and did not count that as my dinner for one evening.
Now you know a few of my little things that I did not do. Feel free to leave me a comment and let me know what you did not do either. 😉
i DID NOT bake a batch of chocolate chip walnut cookies and hide them from EVERYONE in the house!!!
i DID NOT tell anyone who asked why the house smelled like cookies that i baked dog cookies.
i DID NOT bake dog cookies…:D
Literally LOL’s at the image of nagger taking a sip from the bottle! Hahahaha!
I can’t stand those sponge-bob-cheez-its…they always taste stale to me. But I guess I’ve never tried washing them down w/ red wine, maybe that’s the key!
Mine:
I DID NOT find out my bosses owe me $600!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!
@annie kelleher: LOL! That’s too funny, Annie! 🙂 So are there any cookies left, or did you NOT eat them? 😉
@Yaya I was wishing I had gotten there just a couple minutes before so I could have captured it on camera…(snicker!) As for the Sponge Bob Cheez-Its, I usually can’t stand ’em either, Nagger likes them, so I get them when they’re on sale… You know how when you ‘crave’ something it’s your body telling you that you ‘need’ something? I guess that day I ‘needed’ stale cardboard with processed cheese powder coating…LOL!! And yes, I think I ate more than I would have it washing them down with red wine didn’t turn out to be a good thing…(giggle!) WooHoo on your NOT $600!! 🙂
I wouldn’t have avoided a 30 minute diatribe either. Those are fun to listen to. So did you ever drink the coke laced with rum?
@blueviolet: Yes, those 30 bazillion minute diatribes are so much *cough*fun*cough* to listen to…(smirk, smirk!) Yes, I did eventually drink the rum-laced coke…after I put it back in the freezer to crystallize it again…and this time I didn’t forget until it was frozen solid! 😉
I love things you DID NOT do LOL and Thank you for all of the wonderful comments You make my day every day 🙂
@Firefly Awww, thanks, Firefly! You make my day every day, too! 🙂
OMG–the last one about the cheez-its and wine so sounds like something I’d serve for dinner–probably on Friday, because by Friday I usually need A DRINK!
Funny!
Do you type like 1,000 bazillion words a minute–I can’t believe how much you turn out on your blog in one day! WOW! LOL…
I do not Yep my husband about all his geek stuff either! lol
@Nicole: LOL! It was quite the satisfying dinner at the time if I do say so myself… I did that one night when hubby was working late and I didn’t have to actually cook for dinner… Princess Nagger was quite happy with having hot dogs for dinner that night… I figured I’d better not get her started on the Cheez-Its and Wine dinner yet…(snicker!) No, I only type about 999 bazillion words a minute…(giggle!) Actually only about 110 WPM…used to drive people nuts at work listening to the rapid clacking of the keys on my keyboard…(heh, heh!)
@On The Verge: Hahahaha! Whew! So glad I’m not the only one that doesn’t do it… 😉
Great Not Me’s! I would say something like that in hopes that my children would not eat or drink something! LOL!
@Sparkette: Thanks very much! 😉 It’s funny how telling kids those things really does work… at least for a while! (snicker!) Thanks so much for stopping by! 🙂