The Husband Store

OK, I couldn’t resist…one of my best friends sent this to me, and I have to share…thanks Peggy! πŸ˜‰

The Husband Store:

A store that sells ‘New Husbands’ has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a ‘New Wives’ store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, and like beer .

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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After 20+ years in the Corporate World and years of infertility, Princess Nagger made her miraculous appearance and I chose to become a SAHM and WAHM - I love every minute of it. We added Little Dude through adoption, adding a whole new dimension to our family. We have an eclectic mix of pets: dogs, cats, birds and fish. I love to cook and try new techniques to turn ordinary into extraordinary. Crafty by nature, I take on a lot of unique projects and enjoy seeing the end result. My favorite, of course, is making my own wine out of fruits and grapes. Experiments with water currently underway. I blog about the joys of parenting, family, friends, life, love and anything else that strikes my fancy. I do enjoy doing reviews and giveaways for products I use, believe in and can stand behind.
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18 thoughts on “The Husband Store

  1. @Firefly: Nothing more needs to be said, eh? (evil grin!) LOL!!!

    @blueviolet: I figured you’d love it, we have the same sense of humor! (grin!)

    @Megan: I thought you might appreciate it…(snicker!)

    @Christie Lanning: Yeah, I can totally see that…(grin!!)

    @Nicole: I figured you might need a good laugh… πŸ˜‰ LOL!

    @Bee and Rose: It is right on the money, isn’t it? πŸ˜‰

    @Yaya: I had a feeling you’d love it! πŸ˜‰ (grin!!)

    @Megan: Awww, you’re a sweetie, I’ll stop on by! πŸ˜‰

    @Keely: I have a feeling my friend Peggy added that at the end when she sent it to me…it’s something she would do! πŸ˜‰

    @Jenni Jiggety: Absolutely! LOL!!

    @Melissa: You’re very welcome! Glad you love it! πŸ˜‰

  2. Hey Stacy, I left you something on my blog. I hope you will stop by and see what you need to confess.

  3. @DJane: It’s definitely funny enough for a repeat laugh, isn’t it? πŸ˜‰

    @Kristen Andrews: I had a feeling you’d appreciate it… πŸ˜‰

    @Chris: Confess? Am I going to have to be hiding under a rock soon? (grin!!)

    @Elisabeth: It’s funny on so many levels, isn’t it? πŸ˜‰

    Thanks so much for stopping by! πŸ™‚

  4. Wow, that is so true. We want the perfect man and why shouldn't we have him! You mothers of sons out there, raise them right to be gentlemen!